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LOVE HANDLES

from Erotic Thriller by Canned Hamm

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Some say the closer the bone the sweeter the meat
But I’m a real big boy and you’re in for a treat, yeah
The weight of my situation is making you weak
I’m going to wrap you up in love from your head to
your feet

Whooaahhhhh whoah-ho, love handles
Can you handle it? Can you handle my loooove?
Whoah-ho love handles
Hold on tight
Now come one pretty baby let’s go for a ride
Hey hey hey!
It’s a gourmet invitation to a super size celebration
It’s a smorgasbord of pleasure I’m cooking, cooking it
up for two
Cuz my thyroid is overactive and so is my imagination
My metabolism’s on a slow burn, it’s burning
You’re hurting, it’s burning
I’m burning it up for youuuu!
Whooaahhhhh whoah-ho, love handles
Can you handle it? Can you handle my loooove?
Whoah-ho love handles
Hold on tight
Now come one pretty baby let’s go for a ride
Hey hey hey!
Hey hey hey!
Hey hey hey!
Hey hey hey!
And she said
“I can’t keep my hands off your body”
I got it, you want it, let’s put it together
“I can’t keep my hands off your body”
I’ll open the drawbridge and let you inside
“I can’t keep my hands off your body”
There’s a love seat for two to curl up on, don’t be
shy
“I can’t keep my hands off your body”
Now look up, look wayyy up and ask yourself why’d you
ever want to take your hands off of this?
Whooaahhhhh whoah-ho, love handles
Can you handle it? Can you handle my loooove?
Whoah-ho love handles
Hold on tight
Now come one pretty baby let’s go for a ride
Hey hey hey!
Do it up, do it up in comfort and style!
Hey hey eh!

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from Erotic Thriller, released January 1, 2005

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Canned Hamm

"God bless Canned Hamm." ~Chartattack.com
Who is Canned Hamm? Two very special ‘entainers’ who bear gifts of good times, fun and laughter for all - with just a sprinkle of life’s harsh realities.
Big Hamm, a.k.a. Stephen Hamm and Lil’ Hamm, a.k.a. Robert Dayton.
They've toured plenty and made some albums. Their videos can be seen on Youtube.
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